The Heroines Want to Fall in Love 6
by TINY FAN FICTIONThe Heroines Want to Fall in Love 6
Edited by: Tiny Fan Fiction
Chapter 6 Shameless!
Out the door, walking through the residential area and past the train station.
Down the road lined with cherry blossoms, Yu Asakura carried his backpack, spotting a familiar face along the way.
He broke into a light jog, then threw his arm around the other’s shoulder.
“Yo, Hachiman. Your dead-fish eyes are as spirited as ever today.”
“Hey, how do dead-fish eyes and spirited even correlate?” Hachiman Hikigaya retorted with a snark.
As a friend of Yu Asakura since middle school, he was more or less accustomed to the other’s bizarre comments.
“Why can’t dead-fish eyes be spirited? Are you discriminating against dead-fish eyes?” Yu Asakura released his shoulder.
Hachiman Hikigaya couldn’t lose his dead-fish eyes, just like the Service Club couldn’t lose Yukino Yukinoshita.
“Dead-fish eyes are my signature, right? Also, why are you defending them? I doubt anyone would find such eyes appealing.”
Even rotten eyes can be a feature, true to your style, the solitary hero, Hachiman Hikigaya.
The dead-fish-eyed boy mentally chided himself.
“Really? I think they’re quite charming. There might be girls who like these fish-eye-like eyes that seem rotten.” Yu Asakura stroked his chin, recalling a girl’s words: “Hachiman, remember, the possibilities for humans are endless.”
“The sea breeze is so comfortable. It’s only 700 meters to the beach; Sōma High is a great place.” Hachiman Hikigaya shifted the conversation awkwardly.
“The sea breeze is nice, but…” Yu Asakura glanced in the distance.
“Hachiman, don’t you want a rose-colored youth?”
In the midst of chatting, they were almost at the school gate.
“My youth is gray.”
“Your words sound just like the protagonist in a youth angst novel, always complaining despite living a fulfilling life.”
“No relationships mean no heartbreak for girls, no excessive contact means no misunderstandings. ‘I hate kind people,’ you said that, right?” Hachiman Hikigaya sighed: “Why would a popular guy like you say such things?”
Don’t empathize with me, you idiot at the top of the school caste.
‘Unlike you, I’m not good with girls,’ Hachiman thought to himself.
Being treated kindly by a girl leads to misunderstandings.
I’m just an ordinary high school boy, dime a dozen, plain and ordinary.
It’s not that being ordinary is bad; it’s a common trait shared by most people.
The 1% hold 99% of the power and wealth; that’s the social structure of this island nation now.
The other 99% are just horses, putting in a lifetime of effort only to get an [average] evaluation.
Hachiman thought this was a good thing.
He liked himself, liked this ordinary, average self of his.
“I bet you’re writing another inner monologue.”
Hachiman: “…”
The more you interact with people, the more their flaws are exposed.
For someone as ordinary as me…
The guy living a rose-colored life, oozing protagonist vibes, is the biggest obstacle in my daily life.
Walking down the street you’ll even run into unexpected situations…
“Asakura-senpai, good morning.” A female student waves, greeting him.
“Good morning, Hikigaya-kun, you’re very cute today too.”
“Asakura-senpai is so frivolous~.” The girl teases.
You see, just like this.
Being around Asakura all the time, I can’t maintain my ordinariness.
Also, how do you remember everyone’s names?
It’s only been a month since the new students started, right?
Hachiman feels the disdain in the girl’s eyes as she walks by, takes out a post-it note from his pocket: “Asakura, do you need help with any girls? I can be your wingman.”
“What’s with you?”
“I’m thinking of becoming the protagonist’s best friend, supplying you with intel on beautiful girls.”
Asakura Yu thought for a moment: “There’s a girl named Komachi Hikigaya who lives near you, she’s really cute.”
Hachiman Hikigaya puts the post-it note away: “Forget it, I don’t think being a best friend is for me.”
“Just kidding, Komachi is cute, but she’s still in middle school, right?”
“…”
### BEGIN 2
You mean, when Komachi goes to high school, do you think about starting?
Hachiman Hikigaya is worried about her sister’s chastity.
After all, Asakura Yu is a veritable male protagonist.
He has a perfect appearance, versatile sports, and excellent learning.
Such a person seems to have no shortcomings except that he is too considerate to be unable to control social distance.
It would be better to say that being too considerate, can such a disadvantage really be considered a disadvantage?
The perfect male lead, this is what Hachiman thinks of him.
Look, the sun shines on his face, and there is an illusion that it is not that he is enjoying the sun, but that the greedy sunshine is enjoying him.
Sorry, I felt a little jealous of him and a little disgusted with him like this.
I am such a person.
Dislike interpersonal communication, but desire to be the center and become a star that can allow planets to orbit.
“Hachiman? Are you writing a short composition again?” Asakura Yu chuckled when he saw that he didn’t say a word.
“Don’t abuse mind reading, thank you.” Hachiman Hikigaya said embarrassedly.
### END
When you’re caught evaluating someone, it’s really…
“We’ve known each other for 3 years, and it’s easy to tell what’s going on from your gaze and actions, right?”
“…this is already a superpower.”
Hachiman Hikigaya didn’t think that 3 years was enough time for people to be on the same wavelength.
If you extend the time to 10 years, maybe there’s a possibility.
But it’s very small.
“Human communication relies 30% on words and 70% on actions and expressions. It’s simple, you can try it.”
“So, this is already a superpower!” Hachiman Hikigaya said helplessly.
Asakura pointed to the student council member standing by the door and said, “Look over there, I’ll teach you how to tell a girl’s state of mind right now.”
“Go ahead.”
“That’s Kotegawa-san from 2nd year A class, she’s serious, a bit clueless, and a bit stiff. Oh, she’s looking at us.”
No, she’s looking at you.
“Her mouth is slightly curved, hmm, a perfect smile.”
That’s a smile full of danger, right?
And her facial muscles are all tense.
“Her fists are clenched, hmm, I wonder why?”
…yeah, why?
“Is it because she’s excited to see me? Ah, I’m so guilty, being loved by so many girls.”
“It’s just because you’re not wearing your uniform properly…”
Oh no, I said it out loud.
“Hachiman, you’re a pro now.” Asakura patted his shoulder.
The two of them walked to the school gate.
“Asakura-san, how many times do I need to remind you? Fix your tie!” Yui Kotegawa said, walking up to him and adjusting his tie.
Asakura stood still, observing her…
Her delicate and cute face was serious, her long black hair cascaded down, her chest was modest, her soft thighs, black stockings, and skirt created a paradise…
Yui Kotegawa noticed a lewd gaze and quickly pulled away, pulling her skirt down.
She muttered under her breath: “Shameless!”
Asakura fixed his uniform and said with a casual tone: “Good morning, Kotegawa-san, have you considered marrying a certain boy in high school?”
“Sorry, no, I won’t accept it.”
Yui Kotegawa took several steps back with a disgusted expression.
[Yui Kotegawa’s affection -1, points +500]
Hachiman Hikigaya watched the two of them interact, his dead fish eyes without any sparkle.
“Let’s go, Hachiman, class is about to start.”
“Mm-hm.”
My youth is indeed a comforting gray, and that’s just fine.
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